This is my disclaimer….

I am not a professional of any sort, so do not follow my example or take anything I say to be advice on how to live your life. When my Dad used to warn me that, “if you don’t do better in school, you’re never going to amount to anything”, he was right; I amounted to nothing, unlike my brother, who is prettier than I am. No joke. Picture Fat Monica from Friends, with a pale, black-haired, grey-eyed brother who gets asked on a weekly basis if he’s a model. Not only is he gorgeous, he did his homework, and amounted to something, but more on him and his perfect life later. Suffice it to say, you won’t like him.